Hello, Freud

We're all hanging out in our bedroom (boy was stalling on taking his shower) when he found my "Action Figure Freud." (AFF) No big deal, right? So he's playing with the toy Freud and says "Where's his Mommy?"
Jeph: He doesn't have his mommy anymore?
Gideon: Is he trying to find his Mommy?
Jeph and Me (in unison): In a matter of speaking...*Giggles*
Gideon: Is he looking for a new mommy?
Us (again, in unison): Basically, yea.
**Continues randomly playing with AFF randomly.**
Gideon: What's his name?
Me: Freud
Gideon: What does he do? Does he turn into a truck? (begins pretending to throw the plasic cigar from Freud onto me).
Me: *chuckling* No babe. He's just a plastic figure He doesn't do much. In fact, Freud was a real person and now they make a toy to look like him. He was important to history and shaped how we do lots of stuff today.
Gideon: Oh.
*a few seconds go by*
Gideon: So...He's a robot!

That's about where I lose it and Gideon starts using AFF to attack me saying "I'm the bad guy. I will get you Mommy."

You really can't make this stuff up.