Spiders

Today, I had this conversation with Gideon while driving in the car:

Gideon: "Mommy! Look what I'm making!" (he was making fingerprint things on his window.

Me: "What is that, Bug?" 
G: I'm making a spider!
Me: ewww! Spiders are scary!
G: No they aren't! I love spiders! 
Me: Oh, that's good! I don't want you scared of them.
G: Are you scared because they will eat you? 
Me: Ahh! No. They don't eat people.
G: No, Mommy. They will eat *YOU*. 
Now I am terrified to sleep. or anything. Is there something on me? Ahhh.